n. a fucking gay ass south jersey metal band with no singer. haha, rob thinks you guys are faggots. dave knows about 3 chords, jared knows 2 time signatures, and they all fuck eachother at band practice. god they are gay. i would rather listen to a fat black man having an orgasim than listen to them for two seconds.
oh shit, dude, we suck, lets just give up playing instruments and never make fun of fallen rebel for being better than us ever again...thank you, goodnight
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Theo, a worker at a pumpkin processing plant, told the Operations Manager that since 85 deaths happen per year from forklift related accidents, their company should still consider using Connected Worker Technology.
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My new job gave everyone on the floor Connected Worker tablets, and now I’m certified on turning human generated fecal sludge into commercially valuable byproducts.
Just a few hours after giving Connected Worker tech to one of my direct reports, I started reporting to her. Is that Moore’s Law? Pretty sure it’s Moore’s Law.
Theo, a worker at a pumpkin processing plant, told the Operations Manager that since 85 deaths happen per year from forklift related accidents, their company should still consider using Connected Worker Technology.
My last job didn’t have a Connected Worker platform and I was stuck training with Joe Bob who smelled like stale cigarettes and regret.
Your honor, at our heavy machine manufacturing facility, making an error of three one thousandths of an inch can be the difference between a happy customer and thirteen 13-vehicle pileup on Interstate 81. That’s why we bought Connected Worker tablets.
My new job gave everyone on the floor Connected Worker tablets, and now I’m certified on turning human generated fecal sludge into commercially valuable byproducts.
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