A large group of older men who probably have penis sizes lower than average. They enjoy finding things they dislike, or don't control, and trying to destroy/ruin them. They think mainly of themselves and don't mind destroying a few lives to make a quick buck. They avoid taxes and keep their millions of dollars to themselves, and think that those who are poor need to stay poor and they need to stay on top. They recently tried to steal the internet, but where shot down. They also believe that constitutional rights aren't really that important, and can be bent to their liking.
SOPA/ACTA/PIPA are all acts of the Congress.
They can be compared to the Church during the middle ages. Take from the poor, keep it for yourself.
They can be compared to the Church during the middle ages. Take from the poor, keep it for yourself.
by A pissed off citizen April 9, 2012
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Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."
Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."
The NSF, NIST, NASA, NIH, FDA, EPA, etc were shut down, we lost around 300,000 jobs and $24 billion from the economy – thanks, Congress!
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Get the Congregations! you found a secret definition! mug.To exhibit symptoms of complete mental breakdown at work and get away with it. (A tribute to to Congressman John Shadegg (R-AZ)) See: 'going postal' without the violence.
"Man, I was arguing with John Shaddegg about healthcare reform and he just started raving about gulags... the guy was totally going congressional"
by Redneck Liberal October 15, 2009
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Tom Tancredo was endorsed by the "pro white" Council for Conservative Citizens and Marilyn Musgrave was endorsed by the KKK. They want to jail all gays and illegal immigrants. These congressmonkeys are proof men descended from apes. And not very far, in some cases.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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Kyle: today at the office my boss gave himself a raise & denied all employee paid vacation requests.
Mark: Ohh he pulled a Congress
Mark: Ohh he pulled a Congress
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