congrats

the word you use to spell congrateulashons

congrats for ur graduation

by not original you see? April 1, 2020

congratrollations

The expression of success for an internet troll; the act of congratulating someone sarcastically by trolling them.

Congratrollations, I guess you made a point, ass.

by amclay April 13, 2011

congrats

short for wordCongratulations/word

Person 1: I'm getting hitched soon
Person 2: Congrats dude

by The-Doc October 22, 2003

Congratsturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

(from April 29th, 2013 The Daily Show with Jon Steward) - featuring the Urban Dictionary word "Procrasturbating"

Sen. Susan Collins (R): "It's nice to know, that when we work together we really can solve problems!"

Jon: "Yeah, how nice from you - I think I have a new word for the Urban Dictionary: Congratsturbating."

by Al P Trollolol April 30, 2013

concrastinating

The opposite of procrastinating. Doing things that you need to get done as early as possible in order to free up time for future shenanigans, tom foolery, and lollygagging.

Paul was concrastinating his essay due on friday because he knew there was a ripper at ski house thursday night, and he wanted to rage!

by john557 April 15, 2009

Congratufuckinglations

It means I don't care but I'm gonna pretend but I don't

"congratufuckinglations it doesn't matter"

by Joyceslays September 12, 2015

Congrats

An abbreviation of congratulations which almost everyone uses and due to that, they forget about congratulations.

Most people write congrats because they don’t know the spelling of congratulations.

by Pleasedontdothat888 February 19, 2020