pass a bill through Congress

to take a sh*t, a dump, etc.

"I'll be right back, after I pass this bill through Congress".

by dirty November 24, 2004

Congress Critter

A generic term; used to inclusively refer to all members of Congress.

Have you written to your Congress Critters about the state of the economy lately?

by ACRScout February 1, 2010

congree

a combination of the words agree and concur. meaning, "to agree" and/or "to concur"

Man, that girl is hot!" "I congree!

by megnificence November 7, 2010

Mars Congressional Republic

Mars Congressional Republic is the independent sovereign nation in the Amazon Prime Series 'The Expanse'.

The Mars Congressional Republic will get it's revenge!
Mars Congressional Republic is better than the United Nations

by BilalofShifa January 10, 2020

Conneely

Locking yourself & your partner away in your bedroom for a weekends worth of horizontal jogging.

Cor, im knackered! Been on a Conneely all weekend...

by D_A_B June 25, 2008

Congress

The opposite of PROGRESS.
PRO = Good
CON = Bad

GUY 1: Hey, man, did you hear about what the government's working on in D.C.?
GUY 2: Yeah, but it's not gonna get us anywhere good. They're the Congress.

by Anything Goes Tonight October 19, 2010

congeekulations

To express vicarious pleasure to a person on the occasion of success for an obviously nerdy activity.

Him: Dude, last night I got to level 40 on WoW.
Me: Cool. What's WoW?
Him: World of Warcraft. It's the best video game ever.
Me: Ah.
Him: When you get to level 40, you get to choose if you want to ride a horse or a large cat. I chose the cat.
Me: Congeekulations.

by DrWatson February 4, 2007