Conga

....A yell meant to congratulate someone...on a broken toe nail or for giving birth or wolfing down a burrito in 10 seconds or riding a bull for 8 seconds or passing wind in under a second noiselessly..

Conga mate!!! I didn't hear it but I sure smell it.

by iceman1415 November 29, 2010

Congrasturbate

a simple self gesture in which one congratulates themselves by giving them a well deserved jack-off after some great accomplishment.

Paul, "now that i have finished my nursing degree, i am going to congrasturbate in my room for a week!"

God, "you deserve it man!"

by anthrax820 February 13, 2010

Conga

Recently known online to be a line of people signed up to get referrals for free stuff.

www.congaline.tk is an example of a site where you can find a Conga.

by Tim Milgram September 17, 2004

conguse

not the same thing as confuse

this should conguse a lot of people

by peppasmother October 25, 2020

cougasaur

A MUCH older woman who goes after younger men, similar to "cougar" with a generational difference.

"That 75 year old woman keeps checking me out....."

"Dude...., she's a total cougasaur."

by sweetfreesia October 1, 2009

congatuwelldone

Liam Payne's new word for congratulating someone. Liam can do that because he is daddy directioner and is the twitcam king.

"Just watched katy perrys film amazing film, she works soooo hard amazing well buzzed for today now :) congatuwelldone katy xx"

by fivetornboyz June 23, 2012

comgasm

The feeling you get reading through the comments of a usually preposterously funny post (in general the comments are funnier than the post itself)

Derp 1: "Have you seen that post on 9GAG?"
Derp 2: "Yeah, I had another comgasm whilst scrolling through the comments."

by GutiHaz October 30, 2014