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congratulate yourself

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.
by Monkey Time September 2, 2017
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confutulated

"You ordered a taco salad with extra sour cream and extra meat?"

"No, I ordered a taco salad with no meat and guacamole."

"Girl, I am confutulated!"
by Ainslie July 9, 2007
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Conflabulate

Growing fat with the one you love.
"Let's grow old and conflabulate together". The ultimate romantic statement.
by Oh Carolina December 11, 2015
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Congratulations, you won!

The ultimate insult to your intelligence on the internet.

At best, you've won nothing but an annoying pop-up ad. At worst, if you actually fall for it, you might have just won yourself a virus. Either way, you're not getting that expensive prize you were promised.
Congratulations, you won!! Click here to claim a free iPhone 14!
by Ima Linguist February 21, 2023
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Well, Congratulations

what you say when you sense uptight-ness or strain in the air
and you don't want to provoke any escalation. Better retreat.
by Krkič February 14, 2019
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contrapulate

a word that fits your needs -- can mean anything you want it to.
omg! liz ate the last cookie. i'm gonna contrapulate her!

or

ooh, emily looks sexy today. i wanna contrapulate her.
by emiliz January 3, 2009
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congratulations tip

Giving a proportionally larger tip to attractive waiters or waitresses
1. Look at the ass on that waitress! She's definitely getting a nice congratulations tip.
2. That waiter is so ugly. Give him 50 cents for a congratulations tip.
by The-Enigmatic-One November 7, 2010
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