Confoodsion

A mental state that occurs when one is surrounded by restaurants and food services but has allowed his blood sugar to fall to the point that he is no longer capable of deciding which nourishment to procure. Considered more of a first world problem than an actual medical condition.

Ian is often in such a state of hunger-induced confoodsion at lunchtime that he considers eating his own arm and declares war on the meal itself.

by Skatha March 11, 2022

Confoodsion

A mental state that occurs when one is surrounded by restaurants and food services but has allowed his blood sugar to fall to the point that he is no longer capable of deciding which nourishment to procure. Considered more of a first world problem than an actual medical condition.

Ian is often in such a state of hunger-induced confoodsion at lunchtime that he considers eating his own arm and declares war on the meal itself.

by Skatha March 11, 2022

confooble

to be confused or confusing, somewhat like a cactus in the breezeof nourishing sandpaper. see what you just felt? that was confoobling.

Person 1; "dude that rat is in the middle of a train eating cactus?!"

Person 2; "yeah thats about right.. BUT WTF IS THAT THING ON YOUR FACE?!"

Person 1; "my nose?"

Person 2; "...... you confooble me."

by Ragadoll May 18, 2010

Confoosed

''confoosed'' is used when we are deeply puzzled at a certain thing. It may seem the same as confused, but its not. ''Confoosed'' can also mean that you are intimately disoriented.

brooke:''hi, i am you ex mothers grand mothers step brothers ex daughter in law''
brandon:''im so confoosed''

by Alphakingbody November 18, 2021

Confoderophilia

The scientific term for a strong urge to stab someone.

Shopping on Black Friday gives me a case of confoderophilia.

by The Elder Squirrel December 25, 2021

confoosion

Describes da chaotic rumpus dat occurs when playing table-football.

I never saw da appeal of table-soccer; to me, it's just a lot of confoosion!

by QuacksO May 1, 2022

confoozin

(con-foo-zin)

Confoozin\confusing
Its totally a real word.
Its tight here, in this really real dictionary!
This is real, not your imagination!
Confoozin is a REAL word

This will be so confoozin

by Mikol is disguised as Akira May 6, 2022