to confess

When you're in love with someone and you want to tell it.

I wanted to confess my feelings for you...

by jungscoped4life June 9, 2017

the natural confectionery

The best fucking sweets on the planet

"Man I'm dyin' for some jungle jellies or some shit"
"Yeah bro the natural confectionery are the fucking shit"

by Kram22 March 5, 2021

Conmey

A shy, special type of kid who is scared of social interaction. Conmey's often scamper away when in the midst of a social gathering to play Solitaire or Crossy Roads on their phone, hampering their ability to ever find a girlfriend. Despite their highly autistic behaviour, Conmey's are able to keep their friends by saying stupid shit and doing stupid things which are found adorable in a special type of way.

Person 1: why is that kid in the leather jacket on his phone in the corner?
Person 2: Oh him? he's a real Conmey

by PeterCapaldi_Fan112 June 16, 2020

urban confessional

the act of substituting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious

Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 10, 2014

Confetti

Small pieces of paper, often shot off at The Rocket Summer shows. Instant awesomeness.

I have a jar of confetti.

by the other melissa August 15, 2007

fecal confetti

Little floating remnants of shit left after and incomplete flush.

Usually partially digested pieces of lettuce or other green veggies that resemble confetti.

AKA salad shooter or ass plasma

Nathan just didn't use the courtesy flush and he left a bunch of fecal confetti in there.

by jamal johnson 1 December 28, 2007

National Confess to Your Crush Day

This occurs on December 30th and 31st

Today is national confess to your crush day.

by Barack Mobamba December 30, 2019