condomination

The act in which using a condom takes over the world.

Side effects include: Extremely sore penis, herpes, HIV, and many more.

"dont go near him.. he's addicted to condomination"

by getsomefriendsgetsomefriendsge May 30, 2009

condombreath

Insult, directed towards men. Insinuates the person who it is directed at sucks penises, albeit in a safe fashion which just overall makes it even more humorous.

Telemarketer: This call may be monitored or recorded.
Pissed Caller: Actually it won't condombreath.(click.)

by Grewsome June 15, 2008

Condomination

The act of dominating a conversation by going on and on, interrupting, or trying to guess what the other person is going to say next.

Rosie O' Donnell never lets people get aword in edgewise. Her show is pure condomination.

by John Tollefson January 4, 2007

condomeater

1. rare insult used against someone saying they eat condoms (whether used or not is not normally specified)

2. used to describe someone who doesn't use condoms

1. 'You eat out of dustbins!'
'You're a condomeater!'

2. Guy: 'Do you have a condom?'
Girl: 'Dude, I'm a condomeater'

by This_Is_Not_A_Name January 17, 2010

Condomplate

To consider having safe sex with

I was out last night and condomplated just about every guy I saw

by Courage Breaker May 15, 2011

condomsation

A term used to describe the feeling of sex when a condom is used. Impotence or erectile dysfunction directly related to the use of a condom.

"Last night I was banging Tracy and I just couldn't get off. That's never happened to me before. It must have been condomsation."

by byrdie75 January 16, 2009

Condomsation

Any kind wetness associated with a condom whether inside or out of the condom. The substance and how it came to be may vary. May also be used any way you Damn well please.

Rachel slipped on the condomsation Andrew left on the bathroom floor after his lovefest with Samantha.

by sweet baby Ray October 4, 2014