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Confused Asian Syndrome

Abbr: CAS

CAS is characterized by general confusion and lost feeling whilst performing everyday activities. Very common in Asians who are "fresh off the boat"

Though there have been cases in Asian American families second to fourth generation, suggesting that it is somehow hereditary.
Teacher: Do you understand what I just said?

Confused Asian: Yes.

T: What did I just say?

CA: (Stares blankly for a bit) What?

Nearby Student: (Whispers) Classic case of Confused Asian Syndrome
by TryDelt December 14, 2010
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when a guy is masturbating and his hand slips off his penis and hits him in the head giving him a concussion
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Comcassed

When a company screws you out of your money by misrepresenting the services they provide
I just used speedtest.net on my 50mb/ps connection and got 9mb/ps. Guess I've been Comcassed...
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confused love

When you don’t know if you love someone or not. You think you do, but aren’t sure. You might think of them in a certain way alone but once you are with them you don’t feel that way. You think your in love, but really aren’t.
“I have confused love. I think I love them but I don’t really know”
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The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.
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Coochie-Concussion

A concussion induced (or a relapse of concussion symptoms) by railing a female’s coochie so hard that your brain can no longer take it.
“Hey Christian, you alright bro?” -Jay

“Nah man I used that position on her again-“-Christian

“The one where your head is laying to her side and your hands are on her cheeks?” -Jay

“Yeah! Anyway so I was using that position again and I think it gave me another coochie-concussion” -Christian

“Damn bro you outta lay off the coochie for awhile” Jay
by Intellectual Brutality December 10, 2020
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Verbal Concussion

A condition you may experience after being verbally abused by an individual or group of people that make no sense and leave you feeing less intelligent for even having listen to them.
I had a verbal concussion after listening to “news”.
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