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Converses

A term used by people who don't realise that the word 'Converse', when referring to the brand of sneakers, cannot be made plural. For example, one would say "I have lots of pairs of Converse sneakers" rather than "I have lots of pairs of Converses".
Don't use the word "converses", please.
by MissJosephine April 29, 2006
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Gotcha Covered

A fictional retail outlet specializing in all weather outdoor covers for boats,campers,RVs,collector cars and now offering panties for extra large ladies.
I'm going to Gotcha Covered to buy the old lady some "bloomers".
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
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Conversedative

To talk a lot with purpose, but forget what you're saying.
I just smoked a great strain of Amnesia Haze.....I'm conversedative as fuck right now!
by DrRush May 7, 2018
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Wagon - Covered Blumpkin

A maneuver in which a female gives oral sex to a male whilst he is defecating, while she has a sheet over her head thus trapping odor as well as any backsplash. The etymology is based on the fact that this maneuver, when properly set up and executed, resembles a pioneers wagon.
I was in a rush so I had to kill two birds with one stone and get a wagon - covered blumpkin from your mom this morning.
by rustytbone December 13, 2009
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Snow covered shit cakes

When you take a nice dump and cover it in jizz, then watch as your partner eats it.
Guy 1: Dude I made a batch of snow covered shit cakes for your sister last night.

Guy 2: Sweet!
by yeaibet5286 May 27, 2011
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Cum Covered Whacko

A nasty middle aged man who lives in his parents basement. Who is dressed in a filthy t-shirt with his pants partially pulled down while sitting in front of his computer with his dick in hand beating off to some type of disturbing pornographic images/video.
Pat MC is such a cum covered whacko.

That dude will never get laid. He’s such a cum covered whacko!
by Lil Tope April 12, 2020
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converse

Some really sweet kicks. Your dad probably owned some when he was on the school basketball team, and probably talks about how he was real hip because he owned a red pair.

Unfortunatly they now cost around 50 bucks a pop as compared to when they started they were around $10. Just about everyone owns atleast one pair of converse, originally worn by basketball players they soon became popular on the punk rock scene being worn by bands such as the ramones.

Theese are shoes that get better with age, because they still look cool worn out.

People like to say that only "emos" or "punks" can wear them, this is not true. Anyone who wants to wear them can because they are totally boss. Your not cool if you wear them and your not uncool if you dont. You wear them cause you like them.

ultimately they're just a pair or really sweet shoes that look cool.
Some kid: Hey, i like your shoes!
Hipster: Thanks man. They're converse, i like them too.
by Colleen K February 17, 2008
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