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Commensals

They are unknown friends on social networking sites like Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, etc. These are the people who just adds anyone they see on social networking sites. They, most of the time, sneak into photos, videos, etc. for their amusement. They also steals pictures and posts them on forums so that they, with their fellow commensals, have something to laugh at or even jacked at.
Hey, Sarah. I see that you have a lot of friends on Facebook. So, how many of those are commensals? You know, adding someone you don't know is dangerous.
by Jake Burrows June 30, 2010
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commersh-nesia

When the TV goes to commercial and you completely forget what you had been recently watching.
John- "What were we just watching? Dude, i got commersh-nesia.."
by Maure Cummings May 12, 2009
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Commershed

To be fooled into buying something that looks good in a commercial, only to be sorely disappointed.
I've been commershed!
Don't try and commersh me.
by P'sMum May 8, 2010
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commensturbation

When an individual likes his own status or comment on a social networking site, like Facebook.
Yeah I did. That's just pure commensturbation if you ask me!
by Solaçe_501 March 18, 2011
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Commissionectomy

When you're denied the commission you rightfully deserve.
Dan: "Hey Mike, did Bob pay you for that construction job you landed for him?"

Mike: "Nope, got the ole Commissionectomy."
by TowrPowr July 31, 2012
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Commensurate

"In the eight years since Mr. Stark announced himself as Iron Man, the number of known enhanced persons has grown exponentially. And during the same period, the number of potentially world-ending events has risen at a commensurate rate."
by OnlySlightlyConfused February 19, 2021
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Commissary berry

Is when you're in a female goes to jail a Women and going to do some time and don't have family to take care of them

They take on the role of a man making them self a Butch shave their heads slick back there hair in a ponytails sag their pants and I take on the characteristics of a male role while there in jail.

They try and now gain the attention from other women in order to survive.

So they don't have the means to take care of there self so they get other women to be thier sugar mama's , girlfriends or even a girl to be the highest role keeper known as their wifey or wife's

To take care of them why there in there she provides everything for her

she doesn't do anything except sexually pleases her sexually .
But everybody's now trying to get her they treat her like she's a king .
Thier usually very messy in there relationships .
Start Drama here known to be flirts ,they fight if they feel disrespected or take another female as a treat to thier relationship so in order to keep her girl buying her commissary

Acts like the man in jail in order to gain food they cook and clean for her why she a social butterfly and gets items off Commissary list from women

that's what they're called, in women's jail a "Commissary berries"
Look at Becky acting like a Commissary berry
by 51504u2babe October 30, 2021
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