Commissionectomy

When you're denied the commission you rightfully deserve.

Dan: "Hey Mike, did Bob pay you for that construction job you landed for him?"

Mike: "Nope, got the ole Commissionectomy."

by TowrPowr March 14, 2012

Raymondheimer's

When the boss conveniently forgets the salesman who opened the new account.

Dan: “Hey Mike, is Bob going to pay you a commission for getting the Raymond account?”

Mike: "No, it seems he has a case of Raymondheimer's".

by TowrPowr March 14, 2012