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Commercialbowl

What the Superbowl is to some viewers who don't care at all for the football part; but only watch it for the new commercials.
Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, the Commercialbowl is on today!!! I don't watch it for the foot-testicle {football}, I watch it for the new commercials!!!
by Telephony March 11, 2012
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YouTube Comments

The YouTube comment section is a lot like Yahoo! - you scroll down and wonder why a simple video on how to chop an onion without crying has endless discussions on the nature of religion and reality, and the current government administration.

The problem with many users who spew out their unfiltered stupidity on YouTube videos is that they seriously believe they have the answers to everything. These exceptional individuals are very good at finding something to get angry about in the most innocent passing remark and are looking for suckers with whom they can ‘debate’.
“I got so many angry youtube comments last night just because I said I liked cats even though I think dogs are cute.”
by TauKitty June 12, 2018
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YouTube Comment Section

Commenter 1 (or Xx_ShadowNinjaDragon9253_xX): FUK U U BLAK FAG U WUNNU NO WHU UR UP AGENTS MY MOTHER TOLD ME I WAS THE BEST BERSON IN TE WIRLD SH SHE RIGHT IM 9 I CAN #REKT U!!!

Commenter 2 (or CoDFaZePvPProBro6793): U WANNA FIGH ME 1V1 ME HEDSHOT ONLY I MLG 360 NUSKUPE UR ASS U FAG DICK!!!

Welcome to the YouTube Comment Section, where hopes and dreams are crushed.
by AreialInferno January 27, 2015
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Buckfast Commando

an intoxicated yet fearless individual, usually brandishing a weapon (Buckfast Bottle, which they have just drank)
Buckfast Commando: "Wit you lookin at ya fanny?"
man on the street: "sorry mate, dont want any trouble!"
Buckfast Commando: "Too late yur gittin chibbed!"
by Bullcoh February 23, 2009
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Youtube Comments

In theory: A section of the video hosting website 'Youtube' where people may comment on and rate videos uploaded by users.

In reality: A complete annex of reality where factual accuracy, literacy, mutual respect and general good will are almost completely devoid. The closer a video touches upon religion, national identites and race, the more ludicrous and profane the comments section will be.

Common inhabitants (and often combatants) of this inhospitable environment are:

Zealot the Cleric, Professor Know-it-all, Professor Wiki-it-all, Armchair Activist, Keyboard Patriot, xxxEmoKidxxx, Blatant Illiterate (aka The Child who was Left Behind), Raging Homophobe, Capt. Conspiracy Nut and Sir Lastword of Ihavenojob-shire.
Person A: "You know, I really despair in humanity sometimes."

Person B: "Have you been at those youtube comments again?"
by Yonner December 31, 2009
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armchair commando

Somebody who collects weapons, usually knives, guns, and swords, and talks a lot about warfare, violence and the the like. Has never actually fought in a war, or been in the military, but loves the two subjects. Fantasizes about being a navy SEAL or a federal agent. Usually a giant pussy when the shit actually hits the fan.
Greg: "Aw man, I wanna be a Navy SEAL soooo bad. Because they have the biggest variety of weapons to choose from. I just bought a shotgun with a pistol grip, so I'm already in training."

Kyle: "I'm gonna punch you in the face you armchair commando."

Greg: "Please don't! What did I do! No, stop! I'm sorry!"
by Lupara2012 July 29, 2012
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Commanbeer

To take possession of beer left in your fridge for over a week. Typically done with beer left over from a party.
Brad: Dude, where'd my beer that I left from that party two weeks ago go?
Blake: After one week of being left in my fridge I commanbeered it and drank it.

Brad: :(
by BadAirDizzle April 5, 2011
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