Comer keogh

a dick head who asks their friends little brother to do a nic nac

hey dude.hey.remeber comer Keogh.oh yah that fucker.that stupid bitch asked me to do a nic nac.what a clit

by Danny mahon October 12, 2019

comer

its spanish for 'to eat'

everyone, it is time comer

by dizzycat55 June 4, 2025

Chase comer

A guy that has sex with fish inside a fish tank at the zoo. And ejaculates into the fishes gills and then pulls them over water so they breathe it out

I saw a chase comer at the zoo

by Manlover68 March 10, 2021

Up-and-Comer

When you remove the lid from the tank of a toilet, sit down, and jerk off so the resulting cumshot lands in the tank.

To discreetly relieve yourself and obscure the evidence, you can try the up-and-comer.

by Meatman689 August 18, 2025

Jodie Comer

WITHOUT A SINGLE DOUBT the most gracious human being to ever walk the planet
Plays Villanelle in Killing Eve, a character who i would gladly allow to assassinate me

'Did you hear Jodie Comer's EMMY speech'
'Yeah, my God no one has ever deserved it more than her, slay girlboss period.'

by CHOWCHOWWWWWW April 20, 2024

Comering

𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 /kō’mur’ing/ 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣 - wasting time with conspiracy theories in order to secure a book deal for oneself.

James is out there comering with new falsehoods and we're doing a hearing that we've done 8 times. -Congressman Jared Moskowitz

by MadOldMoai February 13, 2025

Jodie Comer syndrome

A woman so attractive, everyone is sexually attracted to her, regardless of previous sexuality.

"That girl was so hot, she gave me Jodie Comer syndrome."

by Goose_Moose May 3, 2024