Colonic music

Any Enya, Yanni, John Tesh type of music. Stuff you'd expect to find in day spas where colonics are routine.

Felix: MAN! I was scared to get that hose up my ass, but that colonic music calmed me down.
Dennis: Who was it?
Felix: Enya...Only Time.

by C. Felix November 10, 2005

Demonic Colonic

When a person has a violent and severely explosive bowel movement so much so that it resembles a digestive "exorcism" of foul smelling, rotting waste matter sent by Satan through the depths of your cursed colon. Like the "asspocalypse" this kind of bowel movement can trigger loss of consciousness, muscular spasms within the legs and may need supervision by the occasional priest.

"Dude, did you hear Calves in the 4th bathroom...it smelled awful...I walked right into her demonic colonic."

by 4thfloorvictim November 13, 2009

Anime Milfs Coloring Book

A Coloring Book which is fun for the whole family.
a Book which has a lot of Images of Anime Milfs which you can Color, there is no Nudity in the entire Book, but if you are horny enough, it should do in case the Internet goes out.

I bought the Anime Milfs Coloring Book today, its supposed to arrive tomorrow.
Cool, i also have one, its fun for the whole Family.

by CreBlaBo September 23, 2021

food coloring

some type of color you put in something like water or ya just water. it makes your food pretty and also can be used for science fairs(aahhh) can be blue, red, green or yellow yay food coloring

"OMG Jim, should i make pancakes with this food coloring?"

by Lauren :D January 13, 2009

Colonic Briggsygation

A medical procedure in which the rectum is flushed out using Briggsy's acne pus and semen.

Little did he know, he was in for a colonic briggsygation...

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

colorcrayon

An especially skinny kid, who lacks any sort of confidence because of their size.

Student 1: Who is that colorcrayon trying to get around over there?

Student 2: I have no idea, but he certainly is small and seems to be lacking a great deal of confidence.

by Spencer Harrison January 21, 2008

caloric replenishment

any time you eat or drink something to add to the bodies intake of calories.

At this point in our meeting, we will take time for caloric replenishment and a bio break.

by MarkusAruleius August 21, 2007