colonoscope

When playing a first person shooter, such as Call of Duty. One sneaks upon an unknowing victim, aims down sights through a scope at their anus/colon, and fires bullets relentlessly till the person dies.

"I was playing COD this afternoon when i snuck up on a newb and colonoscoped him."

"Aw man! that dude gave me a colonoscope"

by nolanoscopy October 29, 2014

colonoscopee

the act of a male having butt sex with a female, and then rinsing out her butt with your urine in preparation of butt sex.

"My girl told me to stick it in her ass, so i gave her a colonsoscopeee first."

"I gave Luckie a colonoscopee before i butt raped him because he would not let me spit in his butthole."

by corn up your crank January 8, 2012

Colonoscophobia

Being deathly afraid of having things shoved into your asshole, for whatever reason.

Ed's at a much higher risk of colon cancer due to his colonoscophobia. Also, he's definitely not gay.

by fred ledge September 11, 2011

cologneoscopy

a procedure in which the body is examined to determine the level of excess cologne, ultimately resulting in its removal

As soon as Dave walked in the room, I could tell he had had his cologneoscopy, as he no longer reeked of Jasmine, Lavender, and Lemon

by MrBrightside09 August 5, 2011

Colonoscopenis

A guy who prefers the ass.

Hey what's up colonoscopenis?

by Normalnametaken October 26, 2016

Colinoscopy

The study of a Colin

Wow, Colin is weird, we need to perform a Colinoscopy

by LilAussieBattler December 20, 2025

Collinoscopy

When you are able to have a colonoscopy by prolapsing your anus.

I had a collinoscopy yesterday at the maizeret.

by Thegymteacher December 7, 2016