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Colombian Sex Change

When you go into a rusty old van and get your cock chopped off with a weed whacker or a chain saw. You are given two thin napkins to stop the bleeding.
Yo, Vazquez just got a Colombian Sex Change.
by Applejacks1898 December 28, 2014
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Colombian

A well-mannered Latino that dresses decently and is intelligent
Man did you see that guy, he was like all colombain with his polite vocabulary and all
by Lucas Alvarez September 2, 2005
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Colombian Flu

having sinus problems, for example: runny nose, sniffles, congestion,etc. due to an all night cocaine binge. Typically the person will not be run down but alert and energetic.
" I think Heather has some bad allergies today, but they don't seem to be slowing her
down." --
-- "Nah, she has the Colombian Flu!"
by Mic Mysteriouz February 28, 2009
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colombian penis

a long thick penis usually measures 7 inches and above
"that colombian dude from the club tottaly streched me out last night"
"I sure love that colombian penis, they fuck the best"
by SwtSensatian69 March 9, 2007
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colombian

A colombian is person of well raised latin background, and is not subjected to the steryotypical latino image.

They are well dressed, well spoken people that come in a variaty of races and heritages. They are known for the best accent in the spanish speaking world, and yes THEY SPEAK SPANISH!!!!!! Everyone else who says they speak "colombian" are ignorant and probably cant even speak spaninh themselves.

Colombia is also known for the world's most beautiful men and women. Our people can range from dark to lightly tan to even pale skin. DON'T JUDGE THEM BY STERYOTYPES!

Although colombia has been known for drugs in the past, it is mostly European and U.S. user that believe in "colombian" drugs as the best.

The truth is that we colombian's are proud to be who we are.

Oh, and the guy who thought that Scarfacewas a useful reference to colombian's have probably never met one in person.
colombians are proud to be who they are.
by colombiancoffee June 24, 2008
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colombian fever

the absolute desire to become a colombian
charlotte: dude, emily, when are we getting those colombian fake id's?
emily: man i dont know, we have been waiting for months, i have tootal colombian fever..
by charlotte July 3, 2004
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Colombian Fever

Runny nose from a evening of doing to much cocaine
why do you keep sniffing and blowing your nose, you sick? yeah got a case of Colombian fever from last night!
by Applekoos June 1, 2011
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