cobian

A proper lad, shags nines and sniffs lines. Living by the motto “chat shit get banged” on the daily. Stacking bread like a loaf 24/7 .

Oi rah fam, mans a cobian init

by Cobians October 16, 2019

colbear

The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.

The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.

It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.

James, what the hell is that flying towards your head?
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!

by Larry S September 15, 2007

Sam and Colby

HOTTEST PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER SEE. THEY BOTH HAVE AMAZING FEAUTRES AND ARE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER WATCH. FORGET THE DOLAN TWINS, FORGET JAMES CHARLES, FORGET SHANE DAWSON. SAM AND COLBY ARE WHERE IT'S AT!!!

"Sam and Colby are my life"
"Colby is hotter then Sam"
"Sam is a little bean while Colby is a sexy beast"

by DAVENPORTBITCH March 10, 2019

Colbertity

The Law of Colbertity states that Steven Colbert is so awesome that if he were to become less awesome, he would only become more awesome, and if he were to become more awesome he would become less awesome. This is caused by the fact that Colbert is the highest point of awesome, there is no match to his level of "Awesomeness" and there is no exceeding his level due to the limitations of the English word "Awesome." If he were to become less awesome the peak of awesomeness would lower with Colbert.

The man who reached colbertity exploded because Stevens Colbertity was much strong than the man's.

by Chupe December 20, 2008

CASE OF THE COBIES

Coughing after one drag of a joint.

Courtney: *coughing*
Shannon: “you’ve got a case of the cobies”

- dedicated to our mate Cobie, who’s dying all the time.

by Courtney Clark December 16, 2018

Colbying

A verb used to describe the action of sodomizing a canine with a hairbrush. Although initially used to refer solely to rectally violating a dog, the term can be generalized to other animals and other household items.

The term was initially coined by the Reddit community in response to a thread in which a canine named Colby was sodomized. It has since spread to various other forums.

I have been colbying every night recently and now my pen is stuck in a goat.

by N69sZelda September 9, 2012

Colberting

Colberting is the act of posting a number of high-resolution images in a thread on an web forum in an attempt to make it difficult for other forum members to read, thereby either slowing or stoping the conversation occuring within it. In practice, pictures of Stephen Colbert are often used as the requisite high-resolution images, but any high-resolution images will do.

I wanted to read Kelly's tribute thread, but it looks like Mikey has been busy Colberting it, and when I opened it my browser crashed.

by wholesomedick November 7, 2008