catastrophenalia

Tools or goods used for the survival of a major catastrophe/apocalypse.

Oh look, bobby! A combination flash light/flame thrower! This is great catastrophenalia!

by greenknight04 September 15, 2010

catastrophememe

(noun) - a sudden and widespread event where doomsayer memes overwhelm the Internet

On January 21, 2017, the Washington Post predicts a major Trump catastrophememe that will bring down Western civilization

by Tired of Nonsense December 19, 2016

catastrophe whore

One who co-opts the misfortune of others in order to draw attention to oneself.

She was being such a catastrophe whore when she claimed to want to help the disaster victims, but just kept posting professional photos of herself collecting donations.

by Snowday123 September 12, 2017

catastrophe

Something big.
That is extremely cool.
like totally and completely amazing.
Everybody knows about it.

That concert is gonna be a catastrophe

by Kierstin M November 3, 2006

comcastrophe

1) What you call an incident in which people of Arizona being forced to watch porn in the middle of Super Bowl, their beloved Cardinals got screwed moments after.

2) Receive crappy service

COMCASTROPHE!

by Idiot-Finder2 February 4, 2009

catastrophe

Catty and otherwise teasing usage of apostrophe.

Dont you gimme that catastrophe, hey bro.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

calastrophe

A combination of catastrophe and calamity, a true disaster.

I dropped my ice cream cone, what a calastrophe!

by Gab the potato December 5, 2019