Cockmongler

A male/female who can not go more than 20 min within the vicinity of their significant other, without having to touch his dick.

Cockmongler

by Sideburnsmagee February 26, 2010

Cockwomble

The perfect word to describe Donald Trump.

"Donald Trump really does come out with some proper bollocks."

"The guy is an utter cockwomble."

by Larkham April 18, 2016

Cockdoggle

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for women to cheat on thier husbands..

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas....what a cockdoggle

by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

Cockwomble

See Justin Trudeau

Justin Trudeau is a cockwombling cockwomble Thundercunt

by Plug1234 March 7, 2022

Cockdongle

1. A descriptive word used to vent an ill opinion of someone or something

2. A word used when attempting to express a sudden sharp pain such a stubbing one's toe.

3. Can also be combined with other curses for example; Twatdongle or maybe even shitdongle.

1. Danny is a right cockdongle!

2. *stubbs toe on doorframe* COCKDONGLE!!

by RossRame April 22, 2017

Cocksnoggle

1. A very unpleasant person, normally used when that person is being a completely insufferable cock.
2. When you both snuggle and snog a cock at the same time.

1. Person 1: Oh hey man I thought you and John were friends

Person 2: Nah man, one day he was being such a cocksnoggle, I told him he could fuck off and I never saw him again

2. Guy 1: yo my girl was both snuggling and snogging my cock.

Guy 2: Woah man, you've got a girl that has mastered the arts of the cocksnoggle.

by Blade N June 16, 2018

cockwomble

Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson, you know, the cockwomble with the bad hair

by oarsman September 6, 2022