A person, particularly a lame person who waste lots of time to avoid certain situations, who is afraid to see the time.
"Hey, dude, don't you have football practice in an hour?"
"Uhh... it's in an hour? I think I have to go do some chores really quick."
"You fucking clocktopus."
"Uhh... it's in an hour? I think I have to go do some chores really quick."
"You fucking clocktopus."
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A word used to represent the ratio of men to women at a party or gathering. The word is an abbreviation of "cock to pussy ratio".
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Tommy's such a cocktosser, I called dibs on that asian chick that he's currently fucking in the bathroom.
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guy 1: "you eat coco puffs for breakfast?guy2:""no man i eat COCOPUSSY for breakfast"guy 1:"dammmmmn boi thats pimp"
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2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.
1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!
2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!
3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!
2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!
3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!
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