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clocktopus

A person, particularly a lame person who waste lots of time to avoid certain situations, who is afraid to see the time.
"Hey, dude, don't you have football practice in an hour?"
"Uhh... it's in an hour? I think I have to go do some chores really quick."
"You fucking clocktopus."
by Stephen Mechasm September 9, 2007
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cocklepuss

the act of plunging an erected cock into a women's vagina vigorously
One night, after a long and hard bang, i was so horny, i decided to cocklepuss my girlfriend
by paul malo/ jkim October 20, 2009
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Cocktopus

A word used to represent the ratio of men to women at a party or gathering. The word is an abbreviation of "cock to pussy ratio".
I'm down to hit up that party, but I need to check the cocktopus first.
by chompums November 3, 2009
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Cocktosser

A guy known for tossing his cock at every piece of pussy that walks through the door. Usually riddled with STD's, Cocktossers get laid so often that they will eventually turn gay or start raping sea animals.
Tommy's such a cocktosser, I called dibs on that asian chick that he's currently fucking in the bathroom.
by milflips December 9, 2010
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coctopussy

The act of performing sexual intercourse. banging hookin' up bumpin' uglies
"Soooo...I met this super hot girl, last night - and within 5 minutes, we were totally coctopussy"
by thebigugly August 17, 2012
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cocopussy

guy 1: "you eat coco puffs for breakfast?guy2:""no man i eat COCOPUSSY for breakfast"guy 1:"dammmmmn boi thats pimp"
by chicitypimp November 25, 2010
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Cocktopussy

1. A slang term for sex
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.
1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!

2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!

3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!
by Frozenfiirefox98 January 13, 2009
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