Cock Slap of Destiny

When a man slaps a woman so had with his penis she becomes unconscious and has a dream about the future.

My husband gave me the Cock Slap of Destiny and I visited the future

by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014

Cockshlap

Cockshlap: A derogatory reference to call someone who you preferably don't like.

Johnson: Hey Harry.
Harry: Yeah Johnson?
Johnson: You're a Cockshlap
Harry: fuck you Cockshlap.

by Aggrolas November 23, 2015

Cocklap

When a man's belly is so fat that it hangs down over his cock. The human version of a dewlap.

Did you see Billy in the locker room? Man, he's got the biggest cocklap I've ever seen!

by Derpy Do September 15, 2023

Cock Slap

v.kok slap. The use of a man's penis(cock) as a weapon to slap the shit out of his girlfriend/wife/boyfriend(if your queer) when frustrated with them.

1. I told my girlfriend to make me a chicken sandwich, and she didn't so I Cock Slapped the bitch!

2. While my wife was giving me a blow job, I decided to pull back and Cock Slap her for fun.

3. My boyfriend told me that that we didn't have any KY Jelly left so what did I say, "Boy go buy that Jelly, and when you get home be prepared for a ruthless Cock Slapping".

by Dude Andrews & Dude Moore August 3, 2007

Cockslop

1. n. bullshit, hogwash, balderdash, counterfuck

2. n. an exclamation that describes a disgusting substance

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 1)

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 2)

by Fuck-Nev-Itch October 18, 2011

cockslaughter

The act of committing a cockblockwithout intent.

I was hitting it off with this chick at the bar, but david made such a drunk ass of himself that she just left before I could even get her number. It was definitely cockslaughter.

by thespot84 July 5, 2008

cocksnap

Scientific term: The tearing of the erectile tissue in the penis. This may rupture the vas deferens, thus causing impotence and infertility.
Most commonly used as an insult to those who are iritating f**ks!

1."F**k off Adam you cocksnap!"
2."Adam, if you don't stop being an arrogant knob, I'll give you a cocksnap!"

by camdaddy November 30, 2004