cock off

A humungous backside you could rest a cup on

'Wow!!! her cock off is immense!'

by nangishpasty February 5, 2010

cock off

The act of replying to an unwanted picture of a penis with a picture of a bigger penis.

I'm having a cock off with some creep who said 'hi sexy' and sent me a picture of his dick.

by glitterguts November 2, 2014

Cock off

A slang term used to tell someone to go away

Oh cock off you nob 'ead

by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016

Cockffeti

After you ride his dick, jump off right as he is about to cum and throw confetti over his dick right as he cums, allowing all the confetti to stick on his dick from all your juices.

His dick looked like a disco ball because of cockffeti

by Bossbitch670 August 13, 2018

cockofgold

Cock Of Gold - A penis made of gold or slang for a stud muffin. Said by a woman for a very sexual appeasing member.

He was soo good in bed, a cockofgold!
Look at this bigshot bet he has a cockofgold.

by Cockofgold September 6, 2020

cackoffice jockey

1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult

4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks

Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!

-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey

by revere jr. December 4, 2020

cockcoffee

The act of putting ones cock in a McDonald’s cup of coffee

Hey Justin, put your cock in her coffee, give her the cockcoffee”

by Justin Witless February 21, 2023