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Cockisthenics

Physical exercise related to the penis. Often performed when drunk, to the dismay of those nearby.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seekers' Mantown Dictionary.
Time to shut Ken off, he's performing cockisthenics.
by theKman77 November 14, 2007
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cockthievery

Similar to cock blocking, but it is where the female (cock) leaves with the cockblocker and their friends, not only leaving you cock blocked but also having the female stolen.
I was chillin' with a girl at a party when my friend came over with a small group of friends and started talking with me and my girl, then when he left, my girl left with the group. i am another victim of the horrible crime knows as cockthievery

cock block
by lo42894 April 4, 2011
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Cockthlete

Someone who thinks they are a master athlete and can excel in any game because they are good at one sport.
Bryan tried to play basketball with us yesterday and acted like he was the mvp.

Bryan the swimmer?

Yea, what a cockthlete
by reallifedefz May 16, 2016
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cockinthebutt

n. the act of having ones cock inserted into the anal cavity.
"We have cokinthebutt."-D. Sanchez
by Programphile March 27, 2004
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Cockthrash

'To thrash with the cock'
To be used to persuade partner into cock games eg:

'She wouldn't touch it so I took her by surprise.'

'How?'

'Cockthrash - right on the forehead'
by Sophie O July 10, 2006
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cockthirsty

adj- Used to describe promiscuous females or gay men.

adj- Used to insult someone whom is supected of being a slut.
Wow, that chick last night who got on those two dudes sure was cockthirsty.

YOU ARE A COCKTHIRSTY HO-BAG!
by Phalanx_24 December 26, 2005
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blockbuster and cockthruster

Hard sex with blockbuster films in the background.
An improved version of Netflix and Chill
"Hey babe, want to go to my place and have some blockbuster and cockthruster?"
by Necraii October 8, 2016
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