cocktard

noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.

Karl and Mikey are both cocktards. Thier definition of Craigler is way off base.

by The Retards September 2, 2003

Cockhand

1. The hand that you use to give a hand job.

2. The hand that a male uses to wank off with

cock
wank

Good thing that bitch opened my brew for me - I might have hurt my COCKHAND.

or.....

My COCKHAND has been getting a real workout.

by Redbeaver December 14, 2004

rockhardy

Rockhardy-A term used by headbangersto define cool.

Dude, that 9 was frikin rock-hardy

by max May 13, 2005

cockhard

to go in big, act wide, spend and die.

Dude, Jeff went cockhard down to Vegas. Haven't seen him for a week.

by HurleyJohnson August 27, 2010

cockward

The moment something sexually unappealing makes you lose your erection,Or turns you off before your even get turned on.

She took off her bra and those titties sagged to her stomach. That was too cockward!!

by get.durty September 30, 2014

Cockward

When she pulls out your dick and finds out that it's small...

Oh boy I can't wait.... Oh boy oh boy... Cockward!!!

by BailingBiggs February 28, 2016

cockhand syndrome

Cockhand Syndrome or CHS is a syndrome in which a female must have a cock in her hand whenever there is one present

Look at her grab it she definitly has Cockhand Syndrome

by 73fenix July 29, 2017