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Cockblockasoress

A seemingly attractive women with open sores on the borders of her nether reqion, abruptly halting further sexual advances.
"I got down to third base with wendy, but she turned out to be a cockblockasoress." said Aleron.

"damn," said Casey, "I guess she's off the list"
by Iandustrial April 25, 2014
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COCKBLOCKED

WHEN YOUR PLAYING CALL OF DUTY HEHE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND HE LUNCHES YOU INTO LAVA OR A DEATH BARRIER

YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)
NO YOU COCKBLOCKED ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!
NOW WE LOST... I HATE YOU :(
by LJEFLKJJKFEVKLJLK October 27, 2017
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Cockblocked by Kobe

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.
Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018
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Cockblocked

When someone, or some group achieved a blocking move of something big that you were trying to archive.
The D.N.C. really COCKBLOCKED their entire party when they COCKBLOCKED Bernie Sanders again! He was their best chance !
by Polybius September 16, 2020
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cockblocked by circumstance

when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible

examples are
financial situation

living situation
disability
appearance
Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
by eythorh92 October 31, 2020
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Cockblockdown

When you can't get laid because lockdown prevents you from travelling and socialising.
"You getting any tonight?"
"Can't, the government has just announced another cockblockdown."
by Naughty Corporal January 13, 2022
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Cockblockdown

When you can't get laid because lockdown restrictions prevent you from travelling and meeting other people.
"You getting laid tonight?"
"Can't, the government just put us under another cockblockdown."
by Naughty Corporal January 13, 2022
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