Cockoisseur

noun
1.
a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments about cocks (as in dicks), particularly about size, length, girth, shape, "angle of the dangle", circumcision, or lack thereof.
a connoisseur of cocks.

A prostitute could be considered a cockoisseur since her main job function involves cocks.
A urologist could also be considered a cockoisseur.

by funnydanigirl May 27, 2018

CockAssCuntVagina

Something to say when you're pissed at the world

Guy 1: My wife left me
Guy 2: COCKASSCUNTVAGINA!!!!!!!!!

by vigorous clitoris November 24, 2019

Cockasaurus

A term used to describe an unusually large in size penis...

Damn his dick was big as a cockasaurus

by FoZzy1896 June 6, 2022

cockasaurus

its a dinosaur with a 6ft cock not erect and 12ft erect

"Ay Jeremy look at the cockasaurus!"
"Wow look at that cock!"

by Brick Egg III June 13, 2022

Cocaisseur

Someone with a passion for cocaine. Almost like an addict but knows when to stop. Knows all there is to know about cocaine.

Guy1: That guy Bindoff is completely fucking insane, he uses cocaine before bed to help him sleep.

Guy2: Typical fucking cocaisseur.

by Dedraterdater February 8, 2023