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cockmuncher

The farmer decided it's time to get a new cockmuncher for his hens.
by TheoThoughts September 11, 2009
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cockmuncher

A cockmuncher is a term that refers to someone who uses teeth when giving head.
"Hey Johnny how was your head last night?"
"Not good, she was a cockmuncher, I still have teeth marks on my dick, she was like a fucking vampire."

"Dude my dick hurts so much."
"Why?"
"My cats a cockmuncher"
by TheGreatJamal April 9, 2010
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Cockatunity

a guy who you may well be ending up in bed with. Also can be a night out or any other event with the possibility of getting some cock.
Girl 1: So, how's it going with dave?
Girl 2: Yeah, good, he's a definite cockatunity

or

Girl 1: Are we going out tonight?
Girl 2: Definitely, going out is an absolute cockatunity!
by MissRat September 6, 2010
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cockmunchie

To have the munchies but also want to suck dick.
Stolid over here has the cockmunchies for Bob.
by Darude_Jetstorm August 13, 2016
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Cockacunt

A low life that they look like a Cock and they are always thirsty af like a dick the at all around just a cunt
Fucka you cockacunt
by Hater696969$$bish June 19, 2016
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cockmuncheronionring

cockmuncheronionring is also known as a gwilym named connor
oh look that boi is a cockmuncheronionring
by cockmuncheronionring February 7, 2017
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Cockmunch

When one is being an absolute dickchode and can no longer fit the profile because they are being so rude or cocky this word can also be used to discribe a hoe or someone who likes to munch on dicks
Stacy is such a cockmunch, did you hear what she did with all the cocks at the party?
by OnlyAlexJones October 16, 2018
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