cobwebs on her pussy

This describes a female who is sexually inactive.

Has Susie been playing since the Sarge is deployed, or does she have cobwebs on her pussy?

by I, Wreckerrr January 8, 2017

cobweb site

a website that has not been updated for a very long time (because it sports figurative cobwebs)

Due to the problems with the way it work the site was turning out to be a cobweb site.

by The Return of Light Joker June 19, 2011

blowing the cobwebs out your muffler

The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.

Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.

by Yassica June 14, 2015

cobweb head

somebody whose head is obviously devoid of anything else.

I have to go meet Mike because he ran out of gas again. He's such a cobweb head.

by atossa January 3, 2010

Cobwebbed

when you get jizz in your eye...

I was giving my man a blowjob and just got cobwebbed

by bluerose420 July 24, 2016

cobweb rocket

To have a cobweb rocket

Having a dusty "rocket" or penis

When you haven't had sex in a while your rocket gets cobwebs on it

Your dads cobweb rocket

by jesgsgsgsg August 11, 2017

cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt

Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out

by Sex slang sabotagery May 23, 2016