cobwebs on her pussy

This describes a female who is sexually inactive.

Has Susie been playing since the Sarge is deployed, or does she have cobwebs on her pussy?

by I, Wreckerrr January 8, 2017

cobweb site

a website that has not been updated for a very long time (because it sports figurative cobwebs)

Due to the problems with the way it work the site was turning out to be a cobweb site.

by The Return of Light Joker June 19, 2011

blowing the cobwebs out your muffler

The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.

Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.

by Yassica June 14, 2015

Shower cobweb

When you cum in the shower and it goes all stringy and clings to everything

I made some shower cobwebs

by Obmas the large April 28, 2023

Cobwebbed

when you get jizz in your eye...

I was giving my man a blowjob and just got cobwebbed

by bluerose420 July 24, 2016

cobwebbed cranium

Someone who hasn't used their brain in a long time, stupid.

A: I'm smarter than you
B: Nah, you have a cobwebbed cranium

by who_took_torpedo August 16, 2024

cobweb rocket

To have a cobweb rocket

Having a dusty "rocket" or penis

When you haven't had sex in a while your rocket gets cobwebs on it

Your dads cobweb rocket

by jesgsgsgsg August 11, 2017