cobwebs on her pussy

This describes a female who is sexually inactive.
Has Susie been playing since the Sarge is deployed, or does she have cobwebs on her pussy?
by I, Wreckerrr January 8, 2017
mugGet the cobwebs on her pussymug.

cobweb site

a website that has not been updated for a very long time (because it sports figurative cobwebs)
Due to the problems with the way it work the site was turning out to be a cobweb site.
by The Return of Light Joker June 19, 2011
mugGet the cobweb sitemug.
The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.
Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.
by Yassica June 14, 2015
mugGet the blowing the cobwebs out your mufflermug.

cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt
Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out
by Sex slang sabotagery May 23, 2016
mugGet the cobweb mingemug.

cobweb rocket

To have a cobweb rocket

Having a dusty "rocket" or penis

When you haven't had sex in a while your rocket gets cobwebs on it
by jesgsgsgsg August 11, 2017
mugGet the cobweb rocketmug.

cobweb head

somebody whose head is obviously devoid of anything else.
I have to go meet Mike because he ran out of gas again. He's such a cobweb head.
by atossa January 3, 2010
mugGet the cobweb headmug.

cobwebbed cranium

Someone who hasn't used their brain in a long time, stupid.
A: I'm smarter than you
B: Nah, you have a cobwebbed cranium
by who_took_torpedo August 16, 2024
mugGet the cobwebbed craniummug.

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