knob cobbler

a baked good of sorts whereas the filling consists of semen (i.e. man seed, man yogurt, baby gravy, jizz, jism, sperm, spermatazoa, goo, goop, fresh tapioca, scrotioca, cock lard, pole soap, spooge, etc.)

This Thanksgiving day I will be providing the visiting in-laws a heapin helpin o' me knob cobbler.

by M. Cyrus the Pothead November 28, 2011

Comfort Cobbler

The sexual act of giving someone a "Pearl Necklace" then pulling them in close for an intimate hug.

Damn! He's sexy AND sweet; I wanna give that boy a comfort cobbler.

by @SoulTapestry March 04, 2010

crotch cobbler

A name for pussy or cunt, used in reference to oral sex.

I have a hot date tonight. I hope to get a little 'crotch cobler' for dessert.

by Mark C. August 22, 2005

Shit Cobbler

The aroma that arises when one attempts to cover up the stench of a bowel movement with fruity scented air freshener.

"Dude, did you just bake a shit cobbler?!?"

by SuperMadScientist December 20, 2011

Squat Cobbler

Derives from the AMC Original "Better Call Saul", which is the act of a fully clothed man sitting, and proceeding to rub the buttocks into a pie of choice, and occasionally crying, for the intent of sexual arousal.

To get out of questioning, I told them that you did a Squat Cobbler.

by AMCMcGill February 24, 2016

Soggy Cobbler

an old lady vagina ; warn out and out of juice from many years of “experience”/ encounters with male genitals.

Yo mark your grandfather told me your grandma has a soggy cobbler.

by Southernjaggoff March 01, 2020

The Boston Cobbler

Stretching the womans anus from anal sex, then puking inside of her asshole, then topping it off with jizzing inside also to complete the combo creating the cobbler effect.

I stretched her ass, barfed in it, then jizzed in it.
The boston cobbler at its finest.

by like a little blowjob April 03, 2008