Coach Z

Highly underused and under-rated character of homestarrunner who does a great JJEEEOOORRRGGGHHHBBB

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Calcaholic

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.

Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

by i like fritos December 21, 2010

coach mcguirk

The best character on the tv show "home
movies".

by person yo-yo June 20, 2006

calculus

The one reason to allow Starbucks to take over the world.

"I have CALCULUS first hour?! Someone give me a fucking latte..."

by kissinclosets September 21, 2005

dialing coach

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.

Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.

by notskinnyimsmallboned December 4, 2010

coach rogers

a stupid fucking idiot.

coach rogers is dumb.

by candon February 23, 2019

Calculon

The greatest robot actor of all time. When Bender auditioned to be his son in the hit TV show All My Circuits he thought his audtion was so bad that it almost gave Calculon cancer.

"That was so bad I think you've actually given me cancer!"

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004