coochense

when something makes you so uncomfortable that your coochie tenses up

Person A: did you see that meme that sam sent in the group chat

Person B: yes omg it made me so coochense

by whenlifegivesyoulemons1014 November 29, 2020

Reverse Coachella

A sex move done by a male to increase efficiency when eating a girl out. Involves hoisting the girl on to your shoulders, then flipping her around into a position that places her box in front of your mouth.

“Yea me and brad went reverse Coachella last night! It felt great.

by whatdothitdoith November 1, 2019

Coachelling

1. (verb) - to go to or ascend upon, through force of great beats and good times, an isolated desert location surrounded by music, art and amazing people.

2. the act of going to, or being at, Coachella Music Festival, Indio CA.

Slater: "What up Busta? What you got planned for next weekend?"

Matkins: "Sup Cuz? I'm Coachelling! The lineup's gonna be off the charts!!!"

Slater: "Yep, checked the charts. Lineup was definitely not on it"

by chengguan April 8, 2010

coaching fiasco

a coach who doesn't have a clue what the fuck he/she is doing.

watching Dawn Lowe coaching is the perfect example of a coaching fiasco.

by yoson3434 January 23, 2011

Coaching

When a man well above legal age hangs out with multiple under-age girls at the same time.

"I can't come to the bar because I'm coaching tonight."

by jshwa5 April 22, 2008

coaching from the sidelines

A case of constipation so severe it leaves you talking to your shit to try & get it to come out.

One can be coaching from the sidelines in following manner;
"Who does number 2 work for?!"
"That's right, you tell that turd who's boss!"
Austin Powers I

by mr hankie June 17, 2006

Coachin

Slang term to describe fuckin a girl real good. The term coach is from Chicago Bears Coach Mike Ditka. Since Ditka sounds a lot like Dicka we say i'mma give that bitch some of this dicka or some coachin. Ditka led the Bears to a superbowl victory so that's some good Coachin.

I'mma give that bitch some coachin tonight. I'mma put that Mike DICKA on that bitch, some of this good chicago coachin.

by ILL LOGIK June 20, 2006