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Podtarded

Mentally challenged...when it comes to downloading music to their iPod.
I just bought this cool iPod,but I can't use it because I am Podtarded.
by oangieo June 26, 2008
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Cuntarded

(Cun•tar•did)

1. When you are so much of an ugly, retarded whore, that someone must describe you as all three in this one simple word.

2. When you are a girl with a Vagina that is bacteria infected, STI infected, or just gross looking. Then that cunt would be retarded. Hence: Cuntarded.
Example for Definition 1;

Spencer: I saw a girl that was a whore, and she was slow too!
Ashton: Was it Lauren? I head she was really cuntarded.

Example for Definition 2;

Britney: I saw that girl in the shower last night, and her vagina was so disgusting. It had pimples, and smelled like shit.
Lauren: Man, that must have been one cuntarded vagina.
by JustMe2904514216 December 16, 2011
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CoDtard

Derogatory term for people who like to play Call Of Duty, an expansion of the term tard. Normally used by people with inferior FPS skills that prefer simpler games like 'My Horse And Me', and 'Left4Dead'
"Man, he is such a CoDtard! Oh noes, zombies are eating my horse's brain!"
by Grukk December 9, 2008
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contarded

constepated and retarded put together
She so contarded, I hate her.
by jaki January 18, 2004
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Cotarded

adjective
1.of or pertaining to a relationship in which one person is physically or mentally RETARDED and the other person is psychologically dependent on the first in an unhealthy way.
In a sentence: Jackie and Chris are totally cotarded!
by snotty1983 April 13, 2010
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Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.
OMG becky your so contarded today!
by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006
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cootarded

1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)
1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded
by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006
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