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clusterfart

An occasion when a group of flatulent people gather to emit the rankest fartcloud possible.
This is an A1 clusterfart, a reeking synthesis of Limburger cheese and chili.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2018
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Introverted Claustrophobia

When an introvert is a large crowd and feels as if everyone is closing in on them.

Feeling overwhelmed or stressed in crowds or loud noise.
During that concert Nancy felt as if she had introverted claustrophobia.
by Greyhound owl December 31, 2016
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Clusterfuck

"If you looked up clusterfuck in a dictionary, well you wouldn't find anything because clusterfuck isn't a real word. But if it was, there would probably be a picture of South Sudan next to it."
by digeridoo. March 5, 2021
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walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.
by jesster79 February 2, 2006
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Claustromania

An uncontrollable obsession with enclosed spaces. Those who experience Claustromania tend to seek out small spaces, like corners.

These individuals tend to prefer facing the "open space" so that their backs are "safe" against the wall.

Usually with Claustromania the person tends to enjoy activities such as cuddling (with as little physical space as possible), love being wrapped in blankets, and prefer to sleep with their back against something solid.

They enjoy wearing reasonably tight clothing, because it'll feel like their entire body is being hugged.

Usually it is incredibly hard for them to fall asleep unless they are cuddling with a pillow, stuffed animal, or sometimes even laying against the wall.

They also like sitting at the edge of classrooms so they can lean their back against something solid, and if standing they will place their side against some sort of edge (be it a table or counter top).

With Claustromania something about being in these enclosed spaces provides a sense of safety and security within the individual.
My claustromania makes cuddling with you so comforting!
by KaWaii.KoRoSu June 6, 2016
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clusterfuckassery

What you experience when the company you work for acquires another business that has nothing to do with your business and you have to integrate it.
This public relations fiasco has resulted in some real clusterfuckassery.
by SuperJRock March 2, 2010
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clustertrump

Election Night 2016 was a real clustertrump. And come January 2017 we'll all be totally clustertrumped.
by Nicko2016 November 10, 2016
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