Churd

A turd considting of at least 70% cheese

"My doctor told me he needed a stool sample, but all i have is this churd"

by Sir Chop March 17, 2012

Clurm

The Flernglish way of saying: Cum or Semen.

Person A: Dude, I totally clurmmed all over that hoes face!

Person B: Dude, that it awesome! I also clurmmed on that hoes face last week!

by Daviel May 6, 2008

Clurve

A pitch in baseball that has the movement of a fastball, but the grip and arm action of a curveball, fooling the batter. This is often used as a strikeout or setup pitch.

The clurve on 1-2 froze the batter as he could not take the bat off of his shoulder.

by aelm22 October 19, 2016

Curdley

Lumpy and of a high viscosity. Often used to describe out of date milk.

“His semen was very curdley”

by Agatha Bumchum November 16, 2017

curder

murder my coochie

u wanna curder?

by wemadethecurderdefintion April 8, 2022

Cludder

An annoying person, tends to be of Sri Lankan or Tamil descent. Can be used as a racial insult towards South Asians.

Person 1: Why is he eating all the mutton rolls?
Person: Leave him, just usual Cludder activities.

by Cludderlover123 August 30, 2023

Turd n’ Curd

When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.

I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.

I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.

by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020