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george clooney

man who is secretly taking over the world one movie at a time...
person one: have you seen the new george clooney movie??
person two: no
person one: why not?!?!?!?!!
person two: because he is trying to take over the world
person one: oh
by Alli111 June 11, 2006
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Clowny

Clowny is a white eyed freak with freaky, long teeth who psychologically kills his victims. He usually targets teenagers. He lives on fear and the more scared you are of him, the more the chance that he will get you.

He is believed to psychologically and mentally torture his victims to the point of no return, when they lose their minds. One victim, Irwin Papadopoulos, did nothing but stare at the roof and continuously laugh. He had to be put to sleep at Auckland City Hospital, New Zealand. He was described as someone who "completely lost his mind, who stared up at the ceiling all day and laughed uncontrollably. His eyes were terrified, you could tell he didn't want to laugh, but his mouth was smiling, he just kept laughing."

The most recent victims were supposedly in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the Masbate Islands in the Phillipines and Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
Girl 1: I think Clown's out to get me.
Girl 2: (Screams)

Guy 1: Dude, I got a missed call 3 days ago. Do you think it's Clowny?
Guy 2: Hell yeah brah, I don't want nothing to do with you no more!
by Gargle9861827172092212 August 5, 2012
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I wish I got as much poontang as Cloontang.
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The designated smoker's areas outside of office buildings or in airports.
I hate walking by the leper colony in the morning...it stinks!
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The Colony cougars can't spell Amish.
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vloody cloody

Making friends, not being scared to make a fool of yourself, being giddy and sharing adventures. Silliness

a rallying call for 'internet weirdos' at various festivals. We have long camped under the vloody cloody flag and invariably, whenever you shout out those words you'll end up talking to some random or other.
just go to a UK festival and shout "vloody cloody" - see what happens... at worst, you will get a great chance to laugh at yourself. At best, you might meet some of these weird and yet wonderful people: http://vloodycloody.com
by Lady Jane January 9, 2009
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Judist colony

Literally, a nudist colony intended only for Jews. Hence Jew-dist Colony.
Did you peek through the fence when you passed by the Judist Colony? Talk about a circumsized sausagefest.
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