Clondalkin

Clondalkin is a large suburb of South West Dublin city. It is bordered to the north by the Liffey Valley Shopping Centre, which contains, amongst other retail units, Marks & Spencers and B & Q.

To the south is the 300 acre Corkagh Park, which is immediately adjacent to the Naas Road, and through which the River Camac flows. To the east of Clondalkin is Ballyfermot and Lucan lies to the west.

The M50 Motorway runs North/South along the eastern edge.

Boxers Kenny Egan and Bernard Dunne are from the area. As are comedians Brendan Courtney and Graham Norton.

I'm off to Clondalkin to do a bit of shopping.

by Clondike Bill April 25, 2011

clonazapem

Drug name usually known as either K-pins or Klonopin.

The doctor told me to take one clonazapem a day for my seizures.

by Koz152 April 14, 2007

Colonal Portal

A symptom of severe digestive unease where you have passed all excrement available to your bowels from the present, yet the rectum continue to move waste. Presumably this material is transported from future meals by means of a space-time rift deep within the large intestine. - - Also known as: "The Ghost of Shitmas Future."

Fucking Hell, Kevin. I was so messed up after that truck burrito last night, I must have opened up a colonal portal around one. I think I might have shit the dinner Becca and I are going to have tomorrow...
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!

by The Mumbling Manchildren December 11, 2017

Conall Doherty

Conall Doherty is the epitome of the human male. Despite the alleged murder of his dog, he is one hell of a basketball player.

Wow,

this lasagne tastes so yummy it is Conall Doherty!

by conall doherty number two fan March 24, 2021

Conal

Extremely accident prone and a true freak of nature. Usually bears the mark of a swastika and always parkouring around random areas.

Cody: "Who's the freak here at the wedding? He just got lit on fire!"

Kam: "Oh that's just Conal."

by Hershel Orr May 23, 2013

Clanal

Being anally raped by an evil clown.

After watching the movie IT, my biggest fear is being clanalled.

by KylesShoe September 28, 2009

conal

Gobshite

(Hollers): Gobshite!
Conal: Yes?

by Bob July 24, 2003