coitus queen

A girl that you have sex with and love but can be naggy at times and freaks out when her period is one day late

If she keeps this up she will be my coitus queen

by Beekthewind November 29, 2012

coitus reservatus

Edging, or more simply, trying not to cum as long as humanly possible.

The members in the Oneida community practiced Coitus Reservatus

by AnEntymolygist November 15, 2013

Coitus interzisgus

The act of committing to go have drinks with the lads and then pulling out last minute to prevent next morning hangovers or trouble with the wife. There is a positive correlation between the above and Coitus interruptus.

Opposite: Brexiting - telling everyone at the party that you are leaving, but actually staying.

Oi, did Marc come out get gazeeboed with the lads last night?

Nah, cunt’s pulled a coitus interzisgus. Said he had to work late. He’s just too slow or too stupid.

Or both.

Fuck yes mate! Fuck yes!

by TommyTulpe April 9, 2019

cross coitus

The act of two male roomates banging two females who are also roomates.

Bob: Hey Brett, Lizzy is coming over to add to my bucketful of pussy. I think Erin is coming with her.

Brett: Dude, we should totally ass to mouth the both of them and cross coitus in the same room.

by xKeithMcBrayerx4L November 1, 2011

coitus interruptus

latin- the act of removing the penis from the vagina right before ejaculation commences

Last night i was tappin my girlfriend raw and i pulled a coitus interruptus and busted a nut all up over her piece.

by Ronald Yum May 29, 2003

necropyrofetalincestualsubaquatic coitus

Having sex with the dead, flaming fetus of your unborn sibling while underwater.

Nick is so into necropyrofetalincestualsubaquatic coitus.

by SouthernGrip69 May 23, 2010

Coitus Interslaptits

Refers to a form of natural contraception called the pull out method but in this instance when the male is nearing ejaculation intead of pulling out his penis like he and his partner agreed, he slaps her tits and ejaculates deep within her

Jenny: "How on earth did you get pregnant"
Jacky: "My boyfriend preformed the art of coitus interslaptits perfectly "

Boyfriend: "Coitus interslaptits?" Also means
Girlfriend: "Coitus interslaptits!" I love you

by RhinoIV November 12, 2014