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Cocknocker

A Female Cock Blocker .

Especially a Dike or Manhating bitch.
Saboteur of getting laid. See Assbite
I was leaving the bar with this drunk chick and her Cocknocker dike girlfriend fucking snatched her out of my greasy mitts.
by JAMESDOUGLASMORRISON July 22, 2009
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cocknocker

When a well intoxicated male beat's on someone's front door with their penis
That cocknocker took me by suprise
by d.y. August 5, 2006
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Cockdocker

One who assists a friend in getting pussy, where said friend's dick is the boat and the pussy is the dock. When you are a cockdocker you dock cocks. The exact opposite of cockblocker.
Thanks for the cockdock last night bro, I ended up getting it. You deserve the cockdocker of the year award.
by cockdock January 10, 2010
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Cockmockery

Horseplay, Fooling around, Dicking around, General stupid behavior
"My mom saw me jumping off the roof so she told me to 'stop this cockmockery!'"
by noodlecast April 21, 2009
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clockcock

A COCK WHERE THE "HANDS" ARE COCKS
CHECK THE TIME ON THAT CLOCKCOCK
by Go Jolds August 2, 2016
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cocklocker

In a cocklocker screams can be heard for miles, yet no questions are asked.
by Rapease June 16, 2011
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Cockrocker

To fuck while playing Guitar, an act popularized by the band Afghan Banana Stand.
Screw Guitar Hero, lets play Cockrocker!
by Vondervoff August 18, 2008
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