Cock in the box

Used to discribe that moment when you have a hard dick and a closed pants but as soon as you open your pants your dick jumps out like a jack in the box

I dont like wearing this pants because it creates a mean cock in the box.

by The Fap Factory March 13, 2015

Cock in the Mud

An expletive used to express sudden dismay or exasperation.

Stub your toe "cock in the mud!".
You get no for an answer "cock in the mud!".

by Iwanyckyj23 September 14, 2018

cock in the ass

Set of words having somewhat of the same meaning as "Pain in the ass" except much worse.

I just failed my history exam. Damn, that's a cock in the ass.

by A1LColtrane May 9, 2004

cock in the mouth

A derogatory term used to express one's dislike for someone. Definitely not something to be said around the family dinner table.

Hey cock in the mouth, where's my John Tesh cd's? Yer momma wants to listen to it while I spank her............

by Boss Hog July 31, 2003

Still Cock In

When your cock is in a woman, but there is no movement between the man or woman.

-Dude did you bust?
--No, it was a Still Cock In

by lockenload23 January 1, 2017

Cock in Mouth

The inability to argue a correct viewpoint because the opposition has their cock in your mouth

You can't argue with me due to the Cock in Mouth theory. Now go deeper...

by JR Page December 9, 2006

Cock-In-Mouth Disease

A nymphomaniac.

"Hey, i hear that girl over there is quite sick."

"Whats wrong with her?" the friend asks.

"She has a severe case of Cock-In-Mouth Disease."

"Oh No." Says the friend.

by Joe. Kerr March 31, 2009