Climbing up the Yewtree

Your actions are borderline paedophilia. You are close to doing that of a paedophile.

I'd be careful with that one, you're climbing up the Yewtree.

by Dancingdarcy March 3, 2015

Climbing the trees

You want to get something that you can never get, you fall down and get a scratch on your external auditory meatus.

Taylor is climbing the trees while writing a paper.

by Gamergurl2000 January 28, 2019

Slimy Chubbling

There are many variations of chubblings and chubbers, the slimy chubbling is a smaller however just as queer alternation of the family tree. Slimy chubblings often take on the form of sidemen and victims who fantasise about taking two BBCs up their behind. On the other hand they are failures at everything and fail to do this as they persevere to one goal, becoming a Slimy Chubber.

"Slimy chubbling get your queer ass over here, i want to insert a popsicle into your ass and suck it out."

by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018

Sam's clubbing

Sam's Clubbing happens to be the gratuitous occasion of arriving on destination via Sam's Club and partaking in the various locales of samples and/or hand-outs as a meal.

My mother took us out Sam's Clubbing because she spent all of her food money on an assortment of plastic surgeries.

by Pitahbred/Dir August 14, 2010

Clubblights

Adj: A code word or warning to a friend another person is deceptively attractive in the ambiance of club lighting or in the darkness of a bar.

Origination: Observation that black and/or strobe lights in a club make most girls look attractive until the lights come on at the end of the night.

Synonym: But-her-face, fine from fifty feet away, brown bagger

1. Your buddy is grinding; about get a phone number; or go home with a girl on the dance floor whom he assumes is hot. You know for a fact her face is unacceptable in bright lights. The music is loud and you don't have the opportunity to explain so you heed the warning "clubblights bro, clubblights!"

2. You wake up the next day shocked find out the girl laying next tou appears as if a belt sander attacked her face in the middle of the night. Your buddies see her do the walk of shame, you justify with the phrase "clubblights." By declaring "clubblights" you are no longer responsible for the previous nights honest mistake orginating from the club light effect on girls.

by WrockHard October 23, 2005

Chiblings

Children of your siblings; neice and/or nephew

I'm watching my chiblings so my sister gets a break

by e&gmom October 19, 2005

Cribbing

To complain. A mild form of whining.

Quit cribbing about how rough your day has been.

by Virgo4 January 12, 2010