Clubblights

Adj: A code word or warning to a friend another person is deceptively attractive in the ambiance of club lighting or in the darkness of a bar.

Origination: Observation that black and/or strobe lights in a club make most girls look attractive until the lights come on at the end of the night.

Synonym: But-her-face, fine from fifty feet away, brown bagger

1. Your buddy is grinding; about get a phone number; or go home with a girl on the dance floor whom he assumes is hot. You know for a fact her face is unacceptable in bright lights. The music is loud and you don't have the opportunity to explain so you heed the warning "clubblights bro, clubblights!"

2. You wake up the next day shocked find out the girl laying next tou appears as if a belt sander attacked her face in the middle of the night. Your buddies see her do the walk of shame, you justify with the phrase "clubblights." By declaring "clubblights" you are no longer responsible for the previous nights honest mistake orginating from the club light effect on girls.

Clubblights by WrockHard October 23, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012