Cletus Bartholomew Day!

13th October is Cletus Bartholomew Day! Celebrate by setting off fireworks & getting a cake with his face on! #goofy

Joe: What day is it?
Michelle: It’s October 13th.
Linda: Omg?! Happy Cletus Bartholomew Day!

by k19299 July 17, 2021

Cousin Cletus

An individual who has sexual relations with members of their own family.

Heeeeeey Cousin Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?

by snabald July 13, 2003

Clouse

A clouse is someone, who tries to be funny and alright but is an absolute wanker. They use there pass times sticking their dick in a vaccum and raping sheep.

Fuck you , you fucking clouse..

Chevy palmer is the biggest clouse alive!

by maxw177 June 14, 2010

Cletus

a little fucking bitch, a piece of redneck white trash shit.

Yo fool why were you fucking that goat in the ass last night? Who you think you are, Cletus.

by Nick D March 12, 2003

Weenis Clous

When you are trying to type"Weenis Cloud" but you are really really drunk and you keep spelling it "Weenis Clous" instead.

"Weenis Clous Problems!"

by FistpumpPushupChapstick October 25, 2011

cleofus

a dick where a females clitoris is supposed to be

dude 1: yo dude i almost got some last night
dude2: why almost
dude1: cuz i went to eat her out and she has a cleofus
dude2: Uuuuugh dude thats nasty as fuck

by Gangmaster Juice April 4, 2010

cletus

A fatass idiot who doesn't know anything. Right wing fanatic without being able to explain why. Self-proclaimed "straight as an arrow", but mother has described him as a "crippled gay man"

Cletus sashayed down the hall to talk to "hith betht friend" while denying he was a homosexual.

by Cindy July 29, 2004