Clarissa/Rissa

A beautiful, kind, loving girl, who is willing to do anything for her friends,
she is also a gentle kind hearted person who is easy to approach, however she is shy at first but then becomes more comfortable to open her gob.
she loves her bestfriend and will always be there to pick up the pieces and defended them when vulnerable

she's such a clarissa/rissa for sticking up for her!!

by youmamamamalalalalala April 30, 2011

Dirty Clark

Clarks have a baseball fetish and they stick baseball bats up their asses or others asses.

Hot girl: OMG CLARK STICK THAT BASEBALL BAT UP MY ASS
Clark: My name is clark, dirty clark.

by Bruh bruh omg bruh May 20, 2019

Clarissa

Clarissa is a lovable person, she always find the best in people. She has many different laughs, she never like to be alone, she is always out for an adventure. She doesn't care what anyone says about her. Has a nice ass and everyone is jealous of her. Makes lots of friends. Shy but once you meet her she is loud and funny. She always puts herself last because she wants everyone to be happy. She has a great smile, personality. She is a great person, caring, funny, loud. But don't get on her bad side.

Guy#1 did you see clarissa today?
Guy#2 no why
Guy#1 because she looks hella pretty today
Guy #2 wdym? She always looks pretty

by Missstealyourmans May 25, 2017

clarse

Class. Typically used in reference to football (soccer if you want to be wrong).

Unai Emery is a clarse manager.
Back in his prime, he was absolute clarse.

by My Nam Pickle Jeff March 20, 2021

You Serious Clark?

The Phrase: *You Serious Clark?* is appropriately used when someone around you says something so outrageous that you cannot believe they actually just said that.

This phrase was taken from the movie *National Lampoon's: Christmas Vacation*.

Sitting at the table for Christmas dinner, Clark Griswold mentions that he heard a pilot flying over New York spotted Santa Claus, to excite the children about Christmas, but Cousin Eddie found it necessary to respond with *You Serious Clark?*
outlandish claims unbelievable ideas Christmas vacation Christmas vacation

Kayte- I now own Jupiter!
Moira- You serious Clark?
Kayte- Dead serious!

Tom- Will you marry me?
Kayte- You serious Clark?
Tom- Is that a yes?

by VintageStarfish December 5, 2009

Claris

Claris is a person whom you should meet she is super active and cute. Although she has very little confidence, she is a extrodinary person that you should care and love for you life. If you meet her you better not mess up!!! And of you try to mess with her, your dead meat she is a badass person

Chloe: omg my friend just beat up a boy!!!
Cathlyn: omg!!! She must be a claris
Cheryl: she is one special person!!!

by belugaslimex November 21, 2018

Jeremy Clarkson

A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.

Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius

by Stutley February 24, 2005