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Get the Jamaican clambake mug.The act of tonguing the woman’s mudflaps and collecting the menstrual discharge while filling your cheeks like a chipmunk and swapping it into your partner’s mouth.
by Belchkins October 26, 2009
Get the London Clamato mug.Clamjabls is a newly discovered, life threatening sexually transmitted disease. It was covered briefly in the news, but was quickly eclipsed by the spread of the H1N1 virus, although Clamjabls's effects are far more deadly and painful.
The symptoms of Clamjabls are difficult to describe and pinpoint as many that are infected are too embarrassed to come forward with this relevant information, although it has been strongly encouraged by the United States Health Coalition.
Clamjabls are highly contagious and can be contracted through any type of sexual contact, including eye-fucking, cyberfucking, and dirty talk of all kinds (including in person, skype, and text or phone conversations).
Outbreaks have been frequent and devastating in the Central Jersey region, and officials are doing their best to quell the crisis and rid the state of all infected individuals.
The Public Health Coalition asks that you are selective when choosing partners and that you use proper protection during sexual interactions. Unfortunately, some cases have been contracted during sexual tension for which there is no known protection at this time. There are no known treatments for Clamjabls, but there are support groups cropping up all over the nation to provide a safe haven for those infected as well as a place to heal their emotional wounds.
The symptoms of Clamjabls are difficult to describe and pinpoint as many that are infected are too embarrassed to come forward with this relevant information, although it has been strongly encouraged by the United States Health Coalition.
Clamjabls are highly contagious and can be contracted through any type of sexual contact, including eye-fucking, cyberfucking, and dirty talk of all kinds (including in person, skype, and text or phone conversations).
Outbreaks have been frequent and devastating in the Central Jersey region, and officials are doing their best to quell the crisis and rid the state of all infected individuals.
The Public Health Coalition asks that you are selective when choosing partners and that you use proper protection during sexual interactions. Unfortunately, some cases have been contracted during sexual tension for which there is no known protection at this time. There are no known treatments for Clamjabls, but there are support groups cropping up all over the nation to provide a safe haven for those infected as well as a place to heal their emotional wounds.
by Lez, the Informer October 28, 2009
Get the Clamjabls mug.Another word used for someone who is clumsy, daring, strong, typically smart, pretty, and is good with their emotions
by Baeton is bae August 4, 2016
Get the Clamarpho mug.A different species of humanoid, most commonly found in a town called Clovis, these creatures are very sexy and wild they can grab things with their toes, and climb very well.
by Toes tickler 98 March 17, 2018
Get the claymander mug.A person whomst have had a relatively large amount of sexual intercourse in quite a short time span, and also has been diagnosed with the sexually transmitted disease "clamydia" relatively recently.
This could be quite disturbing since you won't know who gave it to you or if you've passed it on.
This could be quite disturbing since you won't know who gave it to you or if you've passed it on.
Person 1: I just got diagnosed with clamydia.
Person 2: That's sad, but didn't you have sex with like 6 people in the last month?
Person 1: Yes, I could've spread it around.
Person 2: Oh my god. You're such a Clamydius.
Person 2: That's sad, but didn't you have sex with like 6 people in the last month?
Person 1: Yes, I could've spread it around.
Person 2: Oh my god. You're such a Clamydius.
by Geoff Bettelhoffven August 24, 2020
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