Clammed

To get rolled, owned, wrecked.

"He got clammed!"

"Man, I got so clammed the other day..."

by 'Cus May 30, 2005

Diss-claimer

An act of forewarning someone that you are about to insult them, right before you actually do insult them.

For ex: I don`t mean to be rude (the diss-claimer)
Don`t take this the wrong way (the diss-claimer)

Yo, I`m gonna just throw out a Diss-claimer right now, so don`t take this the wrong way, but damn are you ugly!

by Funkyzeit November 15, 2006

Claired

Getting Claired. Getting white-girl wasted at a corporate party, typically occurs in Royal Tunbridge Wells.

She was really getting claired last night!

by RTW89 March 26, 2016

Clammed

To be excluded from your group because of being a dick, and or no longer liked.

Clam liked playing with everyone, til he got clammed.
Average is severely close to being clammed.

by Prezolution April 4, 2019

dick claimer

A drunk notice you send to your boy to request his services, time and place often given too.

Got sent a dick claimer last night but couldn't make it.

by talivathi December 9, 2017

Clammed

To be unceremoniously stood up by a slore (half slut, half whore) with very little forewarning or notice. Usually in reference to downtown playdates or outings at local sushi restaurants. Not to be confined, however, "clamming" can also refer to any number of shunnings or snubbings. These may include lost invitations to lasagna dinners, trips to SxSw without you, or playing hard to get for one lousy date for over 10 years when you've known a breezy since they've barely had a shoulder length "bob" cut!

In conclusion, "clammed" "clamming" or being "clammed up" is any time some beezy tries to play you out like Snooki's Jersey Shore re-run... NAWWW!!!!

Guy 1: How'd the date go?
Guy 2: Not so good... I got clammed.
Guy 1: Damn! Really? What happened?
Guy 2: Well after two hours of waiting the waitress told me they needed my table for paying customers. She complimented my flowers though.

Guy 1: Heard you're taking a RV roadtrip to the wedding!? That's dope!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm getting clammed up..
Guy 1: What do you mean? I thought you were rolling with three hot girls??
Guy 2: Yeah, but they're all bringing dates and using me for their DD.
Guy 1: Damn bro.. this just ain't your year.

by Head Gooey Duck In Charge February 4, 2010

e-claimer

a person on a website, like youtube etc who claims that they have something brilliant.

E-claimer says:
my kx250 would own your little dirt bike in 2nd gear!

by Aaron 101 January 11, 2009