clanger

A joke that dies terribly. Particularly if the person making it expected a big laugh, and got silence.

"Dave's told a real clanger about a dyslexic mormon, but Joe saved the day with his shopping bit.

by Mike MacCana June 24, 2005

cludged

To assemble, build or construct in a haphazard way.

The red neck cludged together a side room on his mobile home. The cludged side room had a tin roof which screamed "We are Whitetrash."

by Christohper8NY December 25, 2007

Clodge

a mass of earth compacted to the roots of a plant

i pulled a big clodge out of the garden

by scoutprobert April 9, 2012

Clanger

Penis

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

by Noa Utos June 24, 2011

Cludge

Another word for a womans pisser

OOOH you see that, bet shes got a cludge like a clowns pocket.

by qwersdas November 10, 2005

Cludge Flunge

When your succulent man sauce gets absolutely demolished by the local priest

Man, I can’t believe that priest had to cludge flunge his cock like that.

by Igor Minjavalichgolchov March 13, 2019

Tiny Clanger

During sex, participant A sticks a slide whistle up the anus of participant B. Participant B must then expel gas through their anus, hopefully making the slide whistle make a sound. If performed correctly this will sound like the character 'Tiny Clanger' from the iconic British children's TV show Clangers.

"How are you enjoying your new slide whistle?"
"It is great! Last night I was doing my wife and I gave her a Tiny Clanger."

by papa poop 2 July 29, 2009