Circular sheep

Opposite of "round sheep"; when something does not provoke any thinking or something very uninspiring.

John: "Let me put up the Christmas decoration in early November and take it off on the 26th."

Chris: "Circular sheep"

by roundsheep. November 3, 2022

circular file

garbage can

Sure we love your magazine. We're going to put all those copies of the California Patriot in the circular file.

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

Iowa Caucus

A physical representation of a modified painting based on the dogs playing poker. Except in this the dogs are replaced by Albino Gorillas and the cards and poker chips are replaced by feces. And the winner gets to be President.

"Hey Jim, that Iowa Caucus is tonight! I bet you five fucks that Jojo wins!"
"Ooooh, sorry Randy, I don't have any fucks to give."

by Hammer Balls January 3, 2012

Buttonhole circumcision

A slit in the dorsal surface of the foreskin that the head of the penis is pushed through. Technically it is a piercing and not circumcision because the cut is not all the way around, and no tissue is removed. Healing is faster than after regular circumcision because if an erection occurs it helps keep the wound closed, rather than splitting stitches. No sensitive nerve rich tissue is lost, and the head does not dry and loose sensitivity due to a process called keratinisation because it can still be covered by the foreskin after healing is complete. Foreplay and masturbation are greatly enhanced and the foreskin ads extra stimulation for the woman during intercourse, kind of like a ribbed and textured sex toy.

This guy had the weirdest cock I ever seen, looked like it was cut, but there was this flap hanging down under the head. He said it was called a buttonhole circumcision.

by Buttonhole man September 9, 2010

Circuit City

An electronics store that operated from 1949 to 2009 before going bankrupt. It was Best Buy's rival.

Everyone knew Circuit City was going out of business.

by Hmail October 4, 2012

circumference

When you're coming and the chick is kneeling and spins in a circle underneath you, such that you create a cir-cum-ference on her body.

After she went down on my last night, I gave her not just a pearl necklace but a full circumference!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2014

fresh circuit

When a fresh person (freshie) goes for a circuit based jog or walk in the park or other public area.

Look at that indian fresh guy on his fresh circuit. freshly fresh off the boat and out for a jog.

look at that chinese fresh guy on his fresh circuit. looking all fresh on his fresh circuit.

by origicrackman October 12, 2010