Cosmonog

An ancient consumerist winter holiday. Unlike Christmas and others, it has no particular religious origin and is completely secular. Celebration involves the purchase of Cosmopolitan Magazine and Egg Nog. Participants drink the latter while dramatically reading the former, learning great sex tips and a variety of whimsical names for vaginas. An additional practice that is less well-known involves the purchase and eating of Swedish Fish, often intended for those who do not enjoy Egg Nog.

"I just came back from a killer Cosmonog party. Sandy drank five cups of nog and read us a steamy story about a hot firefighter and a snow-blower."

by sylentsage December 27, 2011

cosmopolitan

A magazine that makes women believe that you can suck hundreds of dicks and not be a worthless whore as long as you wear nice clothes and expensive perfume.

Cosmopolitan has a new article entitled 'What Guys Really Want', written by some short, metrosexual, Puerto-Rican tosser whose views the editors erroneously believe represent the entire male population's.

by SimboBimbo January 22, 2007

chismosa

shit-talking woman. female gossiper.

rosalita es una pinche chismosa.
rosalita is a fucking shit-talker.

by baked alaska March 22, 2005

Cisco Wine

The Kool aide from hell. This unearthly blend of burnt rubber, rubbing alcohol and possibly bum piss leads to hallucinations, mental retardation and lack of a home. Drinking a bottle leads to a 3 day hangover that the devil placed upon you himself. Also known as "liquid crack" this anitfreeze/cyanide concoction can also substitute for nail polish remover. If injected will cause tumors. Enjoy!

Scott: Why is Rhonda sleeping in a box under a bridge with no clothes?
Matt: oh she drank cisco wine last night

by Scott Balls October 16, 2008

Chismoso

Nosy; someone who is always up in other people's business.

"Why is traffic all backed up?"
"Some chismosos up there stopped driving so they could see that dude get arrested."

by Smackology July 14, 2016

Cisco

Wine that will fuck you up horribly. It is a drink like none other. Cherished among students in Miami, FL, and will give you a hangover worse than life itself. Even bums wont drink it. Commonly referred to as liquid crack.

"yo nigga, lets go get some cisco",
"nah dawg, il settle for the 211."

by smoff September 22, 2004

Cosmo Kramer

The god of all that is holy. The man that can get whatever he wants including females. Someone that you aspire to be. The mr. cool of the 90's and arguably the funniest character ever on tv.

Yo, that Cosmo kramer is a real assman.

I wish i was like Cosmo Kramer.

by Brandon the cleveland kid October 9, 2006